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It would be silly to think that every little homo who saw that movie didn’t wanna rub Gaston’s bulge, too. And thus began my sexual fantasies about all the stuff Beast and I would get up to, away from the prying eyes of the French countryside and all those talking lamps and wardrobes. Not literally a big dog or bear or something. He was just a transformed human man, after all. When I saw the movie again as a teenager, I was definitely weirdly attracted to the Beast, and had a sort of “if we were together, I wouldn’t try to change him,” monologue running in my brain, imagining how much better for him I’d be than that woman who didn’t want to even be there in the first place! “We’d figure the sex out,” I imagined. If I’d had the audacity to say this out loud, I have no doubt my parents would have killed themselves laughing, but it stuck with me as an idea for a long time. I thought we might take a break from the usual Josman/ Handjobs/ Julius Sunday Comics posts to visit with one of those Rule 34 things that make me feel just a little bit less strange.Īs a child, I can remember very clearly seeing Beauty and the Beast and thinking, not just that all those living appliances were definitely fuckin’ (they made no bones about Lumiere and the feather duster being a thing), but that the beast must be especially sad because nobody wanted to penis with him. A monster gallery celebrating yet another of those things Disney never expected to be sexualized by children once they grew up